I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You are a genius and a whore.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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