What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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