Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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