Come see our sink grown plant.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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