he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
