I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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