How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's rum buckets o'clock
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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