im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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