where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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