Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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