I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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