new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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