just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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