There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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