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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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