normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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