I feel like abortions should bother me more
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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