thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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