no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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