Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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