Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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