THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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