At least make sure they are 18
Why
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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