How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
one might say we're banned from that church
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
