I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
