Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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