Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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