woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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