omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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