the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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