that's an acceptable place to lick
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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