Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He better not be in your backpack
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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