Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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