I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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