brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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