I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
