next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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