nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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