My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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