Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My balls are so social today.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
