She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
