So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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