David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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