He uses pillows to masturbate.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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