I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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