before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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