yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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