but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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