3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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