whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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