just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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