at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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