ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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