So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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