She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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