I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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