shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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