I'm gonna have a badass scar
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
