What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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